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The Orage Billy Jacket 23 September 2010

Posted by magicdufflepud in Skiing.
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No fur in the bro-den, brah.

Sometimes, in the middle of writing  a press release for a company providing credit risk management in the mortgage-backed securities market, I wonder what the rest of the world is doing.

Evidently, it’s getting paid to write ad copy like this:

The Orage Billy Jacket keeps your game tight whether you’re getting face shots in the woods, lapping the park, or just trying to pick up spring-breaking coeds in the lodge. The 10K waterproofing and strategic insulation keep you warm and dry, and the removable fur on the hood might trick those college cuties into believing you live in a classy, secluded private chateau rather than a smelly bro-den with DNA stains and empty beer cans all over the carpet.

Yeah… and due diligence is cool, too.


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